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sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

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vvhoppers:

i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do

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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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realniggaannouncements:

White people think they so slick using different ways to say nigga. You better not call me your Nig, your N-word, matter fact I better not caught you calling me anything with a N in it. Don’t even call me your neighbor 

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galaxybender:

nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE

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have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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What happens when teens are home alone
  • According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
  • Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off
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khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

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funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

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hi:

if i can see u typing a message for like 2 minutes and im waiting there in agony and it ends up just being “lol” i will never talk to u again

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